Weeknote 2024/18

Photo: Sharon O’Dea

Today is Bevrijdingsdag (Liberation Day), marking 79 years since the Netherlands was liberated from Nazi occupation. It’s a national celebration of both that event and more generally of freedom, democracy and human rights.

As I type this I can hear a raucous and joyful Liberation Day party taking place on the Westermarkt, the square close to my house (and right next to the annex where Anne Frank and her family lived in hiding).

Having been fortunate enough to grow up in democratic countries, it’s easy to take our own liberty for granted. I can go where I want and say what I think – as my Twitter feed will attest – without fear.

But I remember my grandmother’s tales of Nazi-occupied Paris, and am conscious that a third of the world’s population still don’t have the same freedoms I enjoy.

My Nan never talked much about that time. It was very much her character that instead of talking about the dark days of occupation, she focused on the explosion of joy and happiness when her home city was liberated.

Reflecting on that day, she wrote: “The hidden Tricolours had come out at the windows, not just on public buildings from which the black spiders of the swastikas had crawled away, but in every street as before the occupation they had bedecked houses on the 14th of July, the anniversary of the storming of the Bastille. Red, White and Blue. Red for liberty, won at a price, White for equality, and Blue for fraternity, as in the motto of the French republic. It was as if the whole city had blossomed into a great flower garden. Back home we stood at the windows and balconies and in the warm summer evening we heard the bells of all the churches singing for freedom”.

On this warm early summer evening I’m sitting at my window, looking at the Dutch flags flying where fascist ones once hung, thinking how people shared that same relief and euphoria of liberation right here. And eight decades on here I am listening to my neighbours singing in celebration of freedom, recognising how far we’ve come – and how far the world still has to go.

Some things I did this week

It was a crazy busy work week. On Monday Lithos Partners moved into a new, bigger office. Our little European HQ is now right in the centre of town, close to Rokin metro. Annoying moving admin done with I can appreciate it’s a great space (if only because we now have enough desks!). If you’re passing through town, do pop by.

We’re cracking on with a discovery for a US-based client. For the most part this stuff is universal, but it’s interesting how differences in working culture either side of the pond are reflected in leadership priorities, and how that feeds into our work.

When you run your own business the real marker of success is that organisations ask us back, or recommend us to others. Pleasingly, that happened three times this week. Previous clients coming back to us to see if we can help with new challenges. So we’ve spent a chunk of time this week talking, planning and seeing where we can help.

One recent learning that is that it helps everyone if we can be upfront about where we aren’t best placed to support. I’ve got a great network and this week have been able to tap into that to find associates to join our projects, but also to simply put others in touch directly where we’re just not the best team to help.

Jonathan and I spent the latter half of the week at the HR Technology Europe conference here in Amsterdam. It’s slightly adjacent to the teams and tools we normally work with – and all the more valuable for it.

As a communicator by trade it pains me to say this, but no one is anywhere near as interested in news on the intranet as the internal comms team are. People go to their digital workplace to get stuff done. That’s not to say they like doing it. But there’s an admin overhead associated with having a job. People want to get that over with as quickly as possible and go back to the real job.

We put comms in the way of that user journey in the hope and expectation that people will see and read it. But the reality is there’s a mutual benefit there in HR (and other functions) integrating all their stuff with the digital workplace – in increasing the likelihood that anyone will ever find or use it – and in turn positioning work channels as useful, increasing readership for comms too.

The long and short of it is intranets and HR tools and portals of any kind are simply not places that real employees ever want to digitally hang out, and nor should they be.

This hard truth was one that didn’t seem at all apparent to either vendors or attendees at the conference. There’s an explosion of tools for pay, benefits, engagement, performance, planning… all of which seem to harbour under the illusion that these are things any sane person wants to spend more than the absolute minimum time doing.

I did a talk on day 2 on why we need to deliver integrated experiences so people don’t need to navigate myriad tools and interfaces, but can simply get the thing done and go and do something else.

We had a few good chats afterwards with both vendors and those delivering HR tech programmes in big orgs. But I came away withy the distinct feeling these tools focus on the buyer (HR) over the users (everyone with a job).

I’m conferencing again next week, running a 300 Seconds session at Camp Digital, to bring some new speakers and stories to the stage. So a high point this week was some final planning (and re-planning thanks to a train strike) and mentoring one new speaker. I’m looking forward to it.

What I’m reading

Being a huge politics nerd, and with results stretching over three days, reading this week took a back seat to endlessly scrolling Twitter for results and memes. Came out happy on both counts.

Connections

Plenty at the HR Tech conference. And I got to meet Mervyn Dinnen, who I’ve been following on Twitter for a decade but never met irl.

Weeknote 2024/17

Photo: Paula Abrahao/Flickr

Yesterday was Koningsdag, or King’s Day, here in the Netherlands. It’s a national holiday and celebrates King Willem-Alexander’s birthday with lots of music, dancing, flea markets, beer and everything orange.

King’s Day begins the day before, at around 5pm, when everyone starts drinking. On King’s Day itself, for one day only, you can sell stuff in the street. So the streets become a giant flea market of people selling random old tat, home-made cakes and booze outside their front doors. Enterprising Dutchies will set up games you can play for cash; round here we had “shoot a champagne cork out of a nerf gun and win a sandwich”, the world’s saddest mini-golf and some students with a job lot of crockery charging €2 to throw a plate at a wall. All of which seems like a good idea when you hit the beer at 11am.

Everyone’s dressed in orange. I picked up a fluffy orange onesie in the kids’ section of Hema, which gave me a disconcerting ‘Guantanamo, but cuddly’ vibe. The flag is flying everywhere and painted on people’s faces. And yet it doesn’t feel aggressively nationalist. It’s just a big orange street party with bands playing in the street and everyone dancing and having a jolly old time.

It’s nationalism done about as well as it can be.

Some things I did this week

I got back from my holiday on Wednesday, and it feels like a long time ago already.

  • Working with a client on a multi-year approach to de-risk their existing intranet pronto and move to a more sustainable long-term product approach
  • Putting together a deck for the talk I’m doing at HR Tech Europe on May 3rd
  • Spoke to an investor who wanted to know more about the Digital Employee Experience market
  • Lots of admin and tax stuff (which I hate)

What I’m reading

I finished the Short History of South Africa on the plane back from Victoria Falls to Johannesburg. It was good to understand more about the country, but I felt like it didn’t go into nearly enough depth on the recent history of the country. For example there was a single, short chapter on the 1970s and 80s

Started What Can I Do? Why Politics Has Gone So Wrong, and How You Can Help Fix It by Alastair Campbell. Only one chapter in – will report back next week.

Connections

None this week. Need to get back into it.

The hotel review no one asked for

I had a quick stop in London on my way back from South Africa, spending a night at the Citizen M in Victoria. The chain claim to have re-thought the hotel experience, and they mostly get it right. Comfy bed, curtains that properly close, a hairdryer that works.

I found myself getting annoyed at the quirky branding and endless mood lighting options, but I suspect it was because after two weeks away I just wanted to be home. Doesn’t matter how good their pillows are (and they are), there’s nothing like sleeping in your own bed.

Weeknote 2024/16: intermission

I was determined to actually take some time off this week – and I managed it. Jonathan’s been holding the fort while I’ve been away (some exciting updates to come, but they can wait)

I ignored my emails, read no books and threw myself into exploring. And it’s been brilliant in every way. 

So this is a self-indulgent, photo-based update on my week. 

Since last week I’ve: 

🐘 Done two days safari in Kruger National Park.  

🦬🦒🦁🦏🐆🦓 Followed by three days at a private game reserve where I completed the Big Five. Highlights included: 

🌅 Flew up to Zimbabwe and watched the sun go down surrounded by hippos on the Zambezi 

🐊 🦛Took a trip over the border to Botswana. More lions! Crocodiles! Buffalo! And elephants swimming across the river. 

Three elephants in a row walking through a river. There is bushland and a bright blue sky in the background.

And this morning, walked in the spray of the magnificent Victoria Falls.  

It’s been a wonderful first visit to Africa – and I’m sure it won’t be my last. 

Picture of me (Sharon O'Dea) in a safari truck on the Botswana-Zimbabwe border. I am wearing sunglasses and a khaki green shirt. I am smiling and look happy. Because I am.

Normal service resumed next week.

Weeknote 2024/15

Me holding a ticket the Apartheid Museum, Johannesburg, South Africa. (Photo: Sharon O’Dea)

With my 40th birthday rapidly approaching, I was conscious that – while I’m reasonably well-travelled – I’d never been to Africa, at all. I thought I’d best remedy that pronto and booked myself two epic trips to the continent for the same year. 

Unfortunately that year was 2020 and they both promptly got cancelled. But this week I finally made it! I’m writing this weeknote while watching the sun set over Kruger National Park and looking forward to hitting the safari trail early in the morning. 

So this is going to be a shortish weeknote but there are pics to make up for it (and many more over on my Insta).

Some things I did this week 

Wrapped up work in the first half of the week with a determination to actually take time off

  • Preparing for our upcoming 300 Seconds session at Camp Digital, where I’m working with the organisers, Nexxer, to bring new voices and stories to the stage 
  • Helping a client plan for their next phase of intranet work 
  • Getting into the thorny detail of information architecture on another 

Then I jumped on a plane and went full-on with my holiday. A walking tour of Johannesburg, followed by a day learning about the apartheid era at Constitution Hill, the Apartheid Museum, and Soweto. 

It was emotionally hard going. Growing up in the 1980s anti-apartheid campaigns were talked about pretty frequently by the adults in my life. My nan told me about Steve Biko; my grandad sported Free Nelson Mandela badges; we were taught Nkosi Sikelel iAfrika as a protest song in the school choir. The kind of thing that’s probably familiar to anyone who attended a London primary school around that time.  

The injustice was one of the big themes that informed my emerging political consciousness, I guess. But I had no idea of the grim detail of systematic disenfranchisement, dehumanisation and sheer cruelty involved. Nor the extent to which it continues to ripple through later generations in the form of economic inequality. I cried a few times during the day, especially when it related to any of the late 80s/early 90s events that I remember watching on the news at the time. 

All that said, this trip has been a reminder that while every country is shaped by its past, it lives in the present. And present-day Johannesburg is far more fun than its reputation suggests and the South African bush is one of the most stunning landscapes I’ve ever seen. I’ll be back. 

What I’m reading 

I like to know a bit about countries I visit, especially when its somewhere I know little about, as it gives me context on the places I pass through and stories I hear from tour guides. So I’m getting stuck in to A Short History of South Africa by Gail Nattrass.  

Connections 

Caught up with my good friend Lindiwe Mazibuko for dinners and long, long chats about life and politics. Mostly politics. But the personal is political and all that.

Coverage 

The weekly round-up from PR Academy had some nice things to say about my Comms Rebel chat with Advita Patel. 

The hotel review no one asked for 

A triple hotel week. The first – Voco Johannesburg – was close to perfect: 

  • Full sized glasses for water 
  • Plentiful bedside power provision 
  • Hangers! Lots of them! 
  • An excellent hairdryer, clothes steamer and loads of nice little touches like a make-up-removing flannel in the bathroom. It’s so refreshing to see things like this, where a hotel recognises that women travel too and offers the little things that make life just that bit easier. 

Weeknote 2024/14

Photo: Sharon O’Dea

Clockwork Orange author Anthony Burgess once said “Manchester is the most wonderful city in the world. It’s full of bars, it’s full of wonderful music, it’s full of wonderful people, and it’s full of more life than any place where I’ve ever been in my life.”

Friedrich Engels provided a starker critique of the city: “The industrial revolution has completed the separation between the industrialists and the landowners. And has produced a new, socially created basis, which can serve only as the foundation of a social revolution, in which the industrial proletariat overthrows the domination of the bourgeoisie.”

I can only assume both were talking about spending an evening, as I did, in a warehouse watching The Happy Mondays, Inspiral Carpets and Stereo MCs along with 1000 or so euphoric 50-something Mancunians all desperate to relieve their increasingly distant youth.

As well as the triple-header gig, my weekend in Rainy City with my best mates delivered a comedy club, going out on the town dancing, an educational walking tour and a lot of excellent food. 

Who knew the foundation of social revolution would be such a laugh?

Some things I did this week

A quiet work week thanks to everyone being off (including me for the second half of the week). Caught up on admin. I even had my expenses done less than a week after the quarter finished. I didn’t know I had it in me.

On Friday I joined Advita Patel for an edition of Curious Rebel TV, her weekly LinkedIn Live show, to talk about the role of digital in internal comms. Inevitably we also talked about whether intranets are still needed (spoiler: they are), I introduced my Miss Marple Theory of Communication Needs and, inevitably, there were questions about Generative AI. If you missed it you can watch it back here.

What I’m reading

I started Hyperfocus: How to be more productive in a world of distraction. But, with no small dose of irony, I got distracted and didn’t finish it.

Connections

Caught up with Lilla Szulovszky and talked about venture building, getting settled in Amsterdam, migration and connecting people with complementary passions and skills so they can make great things.

With Q1 wrapped, it’s time for a progress update on my target of meeting my list of 100 people before the year’s out.

How am I doing? Not too bad: 14. One a week puts me behind target for 100 people by year end, but ahead of where I have been at this time previous years. I’ll give myself a B-.

If we haven’t caught up a while, then let’s do that soon. In the next few weeks I’m in Johannesburg, London and Lisbon. And of course Amsterdam. Let me know if you’re around and have time for a brew and a chat.

The hotel review no one asked for

A tale of two hotels this week. One had zero bedside plug sockets. But it a budget Ibis, chosen for its proximity to the venue where we were seeing the MOndays, so no great surprise there. You get what you pay for – or don’t, in this instance.

Moved to the centrally-located Townhouse Hotel for the rest of the weekend. An impressive array of sockets near the bed and elsewhere, but baffling wiring that turned the same corner light on regardless which order in which one flicked the ten or so switches in the room. Finding the right order in which to turn things off and have them all stay off was a proper challenge.

This was a skill which proved useful on Sunday when we did the Crystal Maze Experience.

Weeknote 2024/13

number 13 in a heart on gravel
Photo by SC Lime (Pexels)

“Genres are a funny little concept, aren’t they? Yes, they are. In theory, they have a simple definition that’s easy to understand. But in practice, well, some may feel confined.”

— Beyonce, SPAGHETTII

It’s barely a day since Beyonce – not content with her status as Queen of Pop – released Cowboy Carter and rode into country music like she owns the place. 

She’s plucked a little bit of hip-hop here and mixed it with some psychedelic funk there, pulled in a bit of Miley Cyrus, covered a Beatles song and even reimagines Jolene, with fiercer lyrics and an intro from Dolly P herself. 

I’ve listened to it through over and over and I love every darn thing about it. I even went to a Bey special spin class this morning, in which Velo’s indefatigable Jeff can make a legit claim to have delivered the world’s first Cowboy Carter indoor cycling class. 

The album is a masterclass in reinvention, in bending genres to your will, in never sitting still, and not just being comfortable with change but embracing it, thriving on it and having everyone love you for it.  

I like to think I can be a little bit Bey. I mean, I have a career that’s veered from publishing to comms to tech to consultancy to… whatever this is.

But I am writing this weeknote from the hairdressers, where I am getting exactly the same haircut that I have had since 2005. 

Beyonce I am not. But I guess I’ll never be Jolene or Becky With The Good Hair either.

Some things I did this week

The big theme of this week was wrapping up. We’ve completed two discovery programmes recently. This week the focus was on helping both of those teams to socialise these internally and turn them into budget and support to move forward with the required change.

One of these teams is considering both build and buy options for their intranet. Every client is different so I can never give an answer without considering their specific circumstances and needs. But on the whole unless your needs are genuinely unusual, building your own is rarely worth it. I was reminded of this blogpost I wrote on exactly this; despite being five years old I still stick by this principle:

You could build it, and in doing so you could make it perfectly meet your needs. But, really, can you be arsed?

Between wrapping up and people being off for the long weekend it was a relatively quiet one. I took the opportunity of an entirely meeting-free day to skive off on a day trip to Maastricht. A rather delightful little city, with some interesting history, decent places to eat and a truly next-level bookshop

Between that and the trip down to Den Haag I zipped up and down the country twice for under €100 all-in, with no pre-booking or discount railcards or anything. In case anyone wants to know what a well-functioning nationalised rail network looks like. 

What I’m reading

Electrify: An Optimist’s Playbook for Our Clean Energy Future by Saul Griffith. 

The tl;dr is “make everything run on electricity, then we can use renewables to make it all work without everyone having to give up the stuff they like”.

The author isn’t just dreaming big; he’s got the science and engineering chops to back up his vision. He breaks down the idea of electrifying everything—from cars to homes to entire industries—with renewable energy sources like wind and solar, making it seem not just possible, but achievable (and even exciting?).

What I liked about this book is how it combines optimism with pragmatism. Griffith lays out a blueprint for us to follow, showing how current technology can be harnessed to create a sustainable future without sacrificing the comforts of modern life. Plus, he dives into how this shift could save money and create jobs, making the economic case for clean energy just as strong as the environmental one.

Amidst gloomy predictions about the future of the climate and increasingly extreme weather highlighting the pace at which this is becoming a lived reality, it was refreshing to think about the climate crisis in the context of a clear, actionable path forward. 

It’s a mix of inspiring vision and hands-on advice that could really make you look at the world differently and feel hopeful about our ability to tackle climate change head-on. If (like me) you’ve ever felt overwhelmed by the doom and gloom of environmental Armageddon, this book offers a refreshing perspective.

Connections

When I wrote my last weeknote I had no particular plans to meet anyone. But the best plans are spontaneous ones.

Susan Hayes Cullerton (aka the Positive Economist) was in the Netherlands so we had a lovely catch up in Den Haag. A cracking evening of chat about the challenges and joys of running your own business.

Then the following day I caught up with AutogenAI’s Gurjinder Dhaliwal, a fellow Brit-in-NL, to talk navigating life in the Netherlands.

Something I learned

That coming up with a new Something I Learned every week is a huge PITA that makes writing a weekly note more work and less fun than I’d like. Binned.

Weeknote 2024/12

A hand holds an Irish passport and Dutch voting papers
Photo: Sharon O’Dea

“To be in favour or against migration is as silly as being in favour or against the economy or the environment. It’s there. A fundamental part of who were are, as human beings, as societies.” 

I spent Monday evening listening to Sociologist Hein de Haas introduce his book at  Science & Cocktails, the monthly pop-science event at Paradiso Amsterdam.

Drawing on three decades of research, the migration expert spent the next hour deconstructing the myths that have made immigration a hot-button issue in both of the countries I call home.

  • Global migration is not at an all-time high – it’s remarkably stable 
  • Migrants aren’t escaping desperate poverty – a desire to migrate comes from growing aspiration
  • Immigration mainly benefits the wealthy – not workers
  • Border restrictions paradoxically produce more migration. Economic migrants will travel back and forth, until you make entering harder, when they’re forced to make a choice and stay.

Using a fact-based approach, de Haas showed migration is not a problem to be solved, nor a solution to a problem, but simply part of the human experience.

(lectures are so much more fun with cocktails and a support band btw – universities take note)

This fascinating talk left me pondering for days afterwards about my own migration experience. For the third time in my life, I am an immigrant. But I’m conscious that there’s a growing tide of anti-immigrant sentiment here, and many see people like me as a problem.

I’m also a child of an immigrant. My dad’s family, like generations of Irish families before them, moved in search of work.

As this St Patrick’s Day message from the Irish Foreign Ministry notes, while there are seven million inhabitants of the Island of Ireland, 70 million people worldwide call themselves Irish.

And I’m one of them. 

Listening to de Haas’ talk on Monday I was struck by how the myths he deconstructed reflect the very forces that bring me to where I am today.

Ireland was historically a country that people left. My dad, grandfather, his father, and generations of great-uncles and aunts and cousins, all forced from home by poverty, famine or religious oppression. 

The statistics de Haas discussed, drawing a correlation between economic cycles and emigration… they are the story of my family too. 

But while Ireland was historically a place people left, it isn’t anymore. Transformed over recent decades, it’s a place people move to. 

Economic migration – on both sides of my family – has (literally) made me who I am. Where my family ended up gave me the resources and education to make my own choices to migrate. While the Irish passport I have as a result now gives me an extraordinary amount of privilege, in global terms, to choose where I live.

As I walked home from Science & Cocktails I realised that at the very same moment, the Parliament of my other nation were voting on the Rwanda Bill, a despicable piece of legislation that guts the UK’s the moral standing, will cost a fortune and inflict misery on a tiny handful of people while doing absolutely nothing to decrease illegal migration to the UK.

De Haas’ closing line rang through my head: “Instead of wasting taxpayer money on failed policies that will only create suffering, we need a new approach that’s based on facts”.

Some things I did this week

  • Finished and submitted an intranet discovery/business case development
  • Spent a little time with a client to plan how to take the discovery work I did forward through changes to processes and ways of working. Making sustainable change is never just about the technology you have, but about your people and the way they use those platforms and tools. Organisations need to spend time and money on adoption, training and reviewing processes to any tech is aligned with how the organisation works, or investment in tools just won’t be realised. It was encouraging to see how much thought the team had put into how they’ll embed change themselves, and model behaviours for their wider network
  • Intranet pilot started digging in to the weeds on branding and design
  • MCed an event for Poppulo on aligning Comms with board-level strategic goals (more on which below)
  • Saw The Pixies perform the whole of Bossanova and Trompe de Monde. Underrated albums, both, and it was a joy to hear them both in full. Plus a couple of greatest hits tacked on the end.

What I’m reading

Be Funny Or Die. I picked this out partly because I wanted something easier going after the Robin Dunbar book, so I was surprised to find an overlap in themes. 

Comedy writer Joel Morris is an old mate and in this book he unveils the secrets and science of humour. Sharing jokes is an evolution of primate grooming behaviour that cements social bonds. Like tickling, but for your brain.

Evolution is a story of survival of the fittest – and the funniest.

Packed with example gags from some of the top comedies of our time, covering everything from stand-up to slapstick, Be Funny or Die is a deep dive into how our species has honed and embraced this crucial mode of expression, and why some jokes fall flat.

I also started watching For All Mankind, years after everyone else raved about it. Finger on the pulse as always.

The hotel review no one asked for

None. An entire week in my own bed. Joy!

Connections

On Thursday I MCed an event for comms platform vendor Poppulo, including moderating a brilliant panel discussion with four fantastic senior internal comms folks. 

It was my first time Emceeing an in-person event in ages and I genuinely feel like I’ve got loads better at it. I think the comedy has helped me be less reliant on notes/script. I also enjoyed it a lot more.

I haven’t done much networking-type stuff since moving here – what with the old global pandemic putting the kybosh on events – so it was lovely to chat to loads of other comms nerds. I left feeling so energised. I should do more of it. 

Coverage

I wrote a piece for Reworked on the importance of user research and change management in automation programmes, and why we need to look for the spreadsheets and the stories behind them.

Weeknote 2024/11

View through a red doorway to an empty bullfighting ring
Malaga, in about the only half-hour last weekend when the sun was out.
Photo: Sharon O’Dea.

Today, 15 March, is the Ides of March. The phrase “beware the Ides of March” comes from William Shakespeare’s play in which a soothsayer advises Julius Caesar to be cautious about the Ides of March, the day on which he was eventually assassinated.

There are historical references to suggest this wasn’t literary embellishment on Shakespeare’s part. According to Greek biographer and essayist Plutarch, on the fateful day Caesar is said to have passed the seer who foretold of his impending doom and joked, “The Ides of March are come,” implying that the prophecy had not been fulfilled.

The seer responded, “Ay, Caesar; but not gone”. Remember it’s not over till it’s over, folks.

March 15th is also the date on which, four years ago, the Netherlands went into Covid lockdown and the single weirdest period any of us will ever live through began.

Some things I did this week

  • Went to Malaga with Ann. We yomped up hills, looked out at the sea, stumbled across an excellent photography exhibition in a bullring, went to a hammam, ate slightly more tapas than was strictly necessary and had a good old catch up
  • Prepped for an event I’m MCing for Poppulo here in Amsterdam next week. We’ve a hugely experienced panel lined up and I’m really looking forward to it.
  • Helped a client understand options and timelines for their future roadmap
  • Began working on delivery of a pilot intranet with internal teams and a vendor. Lots to do but great to see it happening
  • Took a quick trip down to Brussels

What I’m reading

Not much – again. Must do better.

The hotel review no one asked for

The Malaga hotel I stayed in was SO close to perfect, including:

  • Power sockets by the bed
  • A decent hairdryer
  • Full size glasses for water
  • No germ-laden strip of fabric across the bed
  • Bathroom with actual walls and a door

Just a few minus points for baffling light switches, no combination of which actually made the room light enough to see properly.

The campaign for hotel design sanity continues.

Connections

I was quoted this piece on traditional Dutch ‘brown cafes’, in which I refuse to name my favourite one in case other people go there and ruin it. But it prompted me to take my visiting mate Peter there for biertjes, comms chat a stroke of the pub cat.

You know you’re in a proper kroeg when there’s carpet on the table but not on the floor.

Something I learned

The Ides of March wasn’t originally associated with ominous warnings. In the Roman calendar, the Ides, occurring in the middle of the month, was primarily known as a deadline for settling debts. The March ides was also associated with the festival of Anna Perenna, a goddess of the year (hence “perennial”) who was celebrated with picnics, drinking, and revelry by common people.

So, before Caesar’s assassination, the Ides of March was more akin to a day of financial reckoning and festive celebration rather than a day of foreboding.

A reminder, if you need one, to pay your credit card bill (then go and get yourself a nice drink).

Weeknote 2024/10

A woman is making a heart symbol with her hands, which is supposedly the symbol for 'inspire inclusion', an international women's day theme chosen by a PR firm. It's crossed out, with 'Show me the money' written across it.

Today is International Women’s Day. If you’ve been following me for a while you might remember that in previous years I spent this day making a nuisance of myself on LinkedIn.  Mostly responding to firms’ posts about how much they value women with data their own glaring gender pay gaps, asking what they’re doing to resolve that.

I figured it’s using my privilege as someone who isn’t answerable to a boss to advocate for those who’d find it career-limiting to do it themselves.

And that’s been fun, but this year I’m giving it a break. And here’s why.

First, the excellent Gender Pay Gap Bot has taken up the challenge of highlighting pay gap hypocrisy. That hasn’t moved the needle on actually closing the pay gap, but it has made organisations think twice about the chasm between their gender equality content and their own inaction when it comes to real pay packets.

I toyed with switching tack a bit and shitposting companies that claim to be inclusive while cracking down on flexible work, one of few things that have been proven to help women remain in and progress at work.

But as I sat down to prep I realised I’m just tired.

Tired of shouting from the sidelines. Tired hearing of talented women overlooked and under-invested. Tired of seeing women put in yet more unpaid labour to find and flag hypocrisy online, to speak at inspirational women-in-business breakfasts, to mentor younger women, to be visible (but not too visible, that would be crass), only to have a new podcast bro class emerge and ask if this equality thing has gone too far.

I have news for you, guys. It is 2024 and:

So, podcast bros, come back to me when women are no longer denied education, financial independence and bodily autonomy, and then we can chat.

The official theme of this year’s IWD is Invest In Women. So this year I’m taking a break from sniping on social and focusing on being a woman in business/tech. I’m investing in myself and my business, and using some of what I make to invest in businesses led by other women.

And I’m investing in my health – physical and mental. I’m taking the day off, taking a break from shouting at the endless stream of Inspire Inclusion social media snaps (why do so many of those look like hostage videos?), and having a weekend away with one of my besties.

I’m not hanging up my troublemaking hat for good – hell, I’m not sure I’ll keep off it for today (case in point here) – but we need to move beyond inspiration and irritation to action.

Hire women. Pay women. Promote women. Advocate for women. Invest in their companies. Buy from them. But for God’s sake drop the platitudes and perfomative nonsense and look at what meaningful actions you can take to accelerate progress for women.

Some things I did this week 

  • Helped an organisation turn the collaboration strategy we delivered for them last year into a roadmap, looking at how they can build collaborative behaviours and ways of working using their existing toolset
  • Pushed a bigger discovery project close to the finish line
  • Looked at what analytics and KPIs are genuinely helpful and useful for websites and intranets. Like lots of organisations, this client has a lot of data, but limited capacity for change. Analytics has an opportunity cost; time you spend looking at it, reporting it and presenting it, is time you don’t have to actually do anything as a result of the insights gleaned. So how can we measure less, better, so it results in positive change?

What I’m reading 

Very little. But I’m away for the weekend and have a metaphorical (Kindle-based) stack of books.

Connections 

Spending the weekend in Malaga, Spain, with Ann Kempster, for tapas, spas, and limited digital nerd chat. And seeing if I can remember any of my Spanish.

Something I learned 

At the current rate of progress, it will take 267 years to close the global gender pay gap.

Weeknote 2024/09

Friday marked the first day of meteorological spring, and it certainly feels springlike out there. It’s sunglasses and coat weather. One of my best friends came to visit for the weekend and we had a glorious time walking around a sunny-but-chilly Amsterdam. 

I took her to the Heineken Experience, because it’s somehow the top-rated tourist attraction in the city, and I have never been. Towards the end it included some photobooths where you can make your own ‘digital souvenirs’. These hadn’t been designed with short people in mind so results were, in their own way, the perfect souvenir.

Some things I did this week

  • Working on a business case for a new intranet. It’s always a tricky balance; on the one hand, everyone wants to keep the costs as low as possible to increase the chance of approval. But it’s vital you don’t overlook non-technology costs like implementation support, content, change management, training and adoption. Intranets are only as good as the content on them, and platforms that don’t get used don’t deliver value. Failure to invest in getting content and change right risks failing the entire programme. Make that case early on or you will live to regret it.
  • Spent a day on-site with a client’s team in the UK to help them plan for the next phase of work. It’s been really rewarding to see this programme making progress, and it’s a real credit to the teams behind it for navigating it through one of the most complex organisations I’ve ever worked with.
  • Had a tweet (or more accurately a thread) go viral for the first time since I lost my (OG) blue tick. The replies were glorious but I’d forgotten how much of a time-suck going viral is. The trick is to mute the tweet as soon as it starts doing numbers. But in a subliminal bid to prove myself wrong, I actually used Lancaster Gate station this week.
  • Went to two gigs; a surprisingly likeable shouty avant garde act at local indie venue De Nieuwe Anita, and former Super Furry Animal Gruff Rhys at Tolhuistuin for gentle tunes and excellent stage bants. 
  • My mate and I also went dancing until 4am like we did when we were 18, only to remember the next day why this is something 18-year-olds do and 43-year-olds do not. 

What I’m reading

Not a lot tbh. Managed a couple more chapters of Friends: Understanding the Power of Our Most Important Relationships by Robin Dunbar, but it’s been a crazy busy week so I didn’t have much time for reading. Need to get my book mojo back.

Connections

With Pete Johns this week

Caught up with Paul Loberman while he was visiting Amsterdam last weekend. And grabbed a coffee with Swoop Analytics‘ Pete Johns while I was over in Blighty, to nerd out over SharePoint and why you should only measure things if you’re in a position to do something with the results.

Something I learned

My visiting friend told me that a putting copper coin in the water stops your tulips drooping. Having bought 40 tulips  and only being able to find one copper coin (who uses coins in 2024?) afforded the opportunity to A/B test this across two large vases. Three days in this appears to stand up to testing.